This film is like watching kittens drown for two hours straight.
Monday, November 30, 2015
Sunday, November 29, 2015
The Peanuts Movie (Film Review)
Despite being sweet and occasionally funny, The Peanuts Movie relies too heavily on unnecessary nostalgia and slapstick to support its affectionately straightforward plot. The film can be summarized as 30 minutes of main plot (enough for a TV special) and 60 minutes of filler (enough to qualify for the usual theatrical release). The film’s plot is deceptively simplistic: Charlie Brown wishes to appear exceptional to the little redhead girl, yet continuously “screws up” every goal set. Meanwhile, Snoopy gets into various antics (mostly involving the Red Baron) while the other Peanuts get their share of appearances, gags and slapstick.
Thursday, November 26, 2015
Lava (A "Short" Review)
Director(s): James Ford Murphy
Date Released: 2014
Theatrically Released Alongside: Inside Out in 2015
Tuesday, November 24, 2015
The Blue Umbrella (A "Short" Review)
Director(s): Saschka Unseld
Date Released: 2013
Theatrically Released Alongside: Monster’s University
Monday, November 23, 2015
Partly Cloudy (A "Short" Review)
Director(s): Peter Sohn
Date Released: 2009
Theatrically Released Alongside: Up
“Sweet” is the one-word descriptor I’d use to describe this short.
Wednesday, November 18, 2015
One Man Band (A "Short" Review)
Director(s): Andrew Jimenez and Mark Andrews
Date Released: 2005
Theatrically Released Alongside: Cars in 2006
That girl is diabolical.
Monday, November 16, 2015
Boundin' (A "Short" Review)
Date Released: 2003
Theatrically Released Alongside: The Incredibles in 2004
Sunday, November 15, 2015
For the Birds (A "Short" Review)
Date Released: 2000
Theatrically Released Alongside: Monsters, Inc. in 2001
Geri's Game (A "̶S̶h̶o̶r̶t̶"̶ Review/Film Analysis)
Director(s): Jan Pinkava
Date Released: 1997
Theatrically Released Alongside: A Bug’s Life
A miniature masterpiece.
Friday, November 13, 2015
Knick Knack (A "Short" Review)
Director(s): John Lasseter
Date Released: 1989
Theatrically Released Alongside: Finding Nemo* (re-issued in 2003)
Thursday, November 12, 2015
Tin Toy (A "Short" Review)
Director(s): John Lasseter
Date Released: 1988
Released Alongside: Toy Story* (re-issued with its VHS release in 2000)
Just when I thought the creepy looking clown from Red’s Dream couldn’t be topped…
Wednesday, November 11, 2015
Red's Dream (A "Short" Review)
Director(s): John Lasseter
Date Released: 1987
Theatrically Released Alongside: Nothing
Well, that was sad.
Tuesday, November 10, 2015
Luxo Jr. (A "Short" Review)
Director(s): John Lasseter
Date Released: 1986
Theatrically Released Alongside: Toy Story 2* (re-issued in 1999)
“In 1986 Pixar Animation Studios produced its first film. This is why we have a hopping lamp in our logo.”
-Pixar
-Pixar
Monday, November 9, 2015
The Adventures of André and Wally B. (A "Short" Review)
Welcome to A Short Review! A new series where I review short films in under 300 words (or more if I feel like it :p). I figured with Pixar releasing two films this year, now would be the perfect time to begin such series with the Pixar shorts—one each day from November 9th to the 24th (counting down the days until The Good Dinosaur is released). I’ll begin with Pixar’s (then called The Graphics Group) first film ever made—The Adventures of AndrĂ© and Wally B.
Sunday, November 8, 2015
Crimson Peak (Quick Review)
Where Guillermo del Toro’s Crimson Peak lacks in originality, it makes up for with entertaining characters, solid performances, and an exquisite set piece.
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