Being a vampire suCertainly isn't
all fun and games.
Note: This is my second review of Only Lovers Left Alive. Here's my original review from 2014, written back when the film first released.
You can't go out
during the day for fear of being burned, meaning if you wish to travel cross
country and/or overseas, you need to take a number of nighttime airplane trips.
You survive solely off of blood and are
addicted to it—to the point where the mere sight is torturous to resist. Yet you live in a modern age full of
diseases, STDs, and contaminated blood where sucking the wrong person dry can
end up poisoning and killing you. Being immortal
is pretty neat—you get to learn centuries of various skills and gain knowledge,
become strapped for cash with all that experience, and see all the highs humanity has to offer. With the highs,
however, also come the lows of humanity—the worst and disgusting they have to
offer. Your lack of aging—in addition to
a slip of the tongue where you nonchalantly mention knowing some century-old
historical figure—can easily give away your true identity to those pesky,
bothersome humans. Any non-vampire
friends or heroes will come and go in the blink of an eye. It can be a lonely, depressing existence,
and that’s exactly where the vampire Adam (Tom Hiddleston) currently finds
himself.
Adam is depressed with the course
modern humanity, or zombies as he refers to them, are taking—having become a
recluse from society. He’s seen his
current homestead of Detroit go from being a once-great city to its current
deteriorating condition. Adam possesses immense musical talent and has gained many fans of his influential work, yet he
can’t play live or even reveal himself since modern technology makes it near
impossible to form a new identity once his lack of aging becomes apparent. Adam's so depressed that he goes out of his
way to have his grocery boy Ian (Anton Yelchin) buy him a wooden bullet as a
means to possibly kill himself;
Adam: I need a bullet. A
very special bullet.
Ian: Really? I got you that
box of shells with the .38 last year.
Adam: I know, the .38. I
need a .38-caliber bullet but made of wood.
Ian: A wooden bullet?
Seriously, man?
Adam: And made from the
hardest and most dense wood you can find. I'd suggest ironwood, lignum vitae. Maybe
snakewood, piratinera guianensis. Or possibly African blackwood, dalbergia
melanoxylon. Find someone who can make it for me?
Ian: Yeah, but could you
just...? Could you repeat the last couple?
Fortunately, Adam does have a
bright spot within his eternal, bleak lifestyle: his vampire wife Eve (Tilda
Swinton) who he has passionately loved for at least the past couple
centuries. Eve is currently living in
Tangier, Morocco, yet, after a webcam chat with her dejected hubby, books
several flights through multiple countries to go be with and cheer him up. Eve discusses her husband’s woe with the
famous playwright Christopher Marlowe (John Hurt), who faked his death long ago
and has been continuing on as a vampire.
Marlowe describes Adam as being a “suicidally romantic scoundrel”:
Christopher: Well, let's
hope he's just romantic.
Eve: Even so, I mainly blame
Shelley and Byron and some of those French assholes he used to hang around
with.
Christopher: Oh, I wish that
I had met him before I wrote Hamlet. He would have provided the most perfect
role model imaginable.
Eve is far more optimistic and
outgoing than Adam, providing a positive contrast to his somberness and
melodrama. According to Eve, this isn't
the first time Adam has fallen into such a slum:
Eve: Can you tell your wife what
your problem is?
Adam: It's these zombies and
the way they treat the world. I just feel like all the sand’s at the bottom of
the hourglass, or something.
Eve: Time to turn it over,
then. Oh, my liege lord. We've been here before. Remember? You missed all the
real fun, like the Middle Ages, the Tartars, the Inquisitions. The floods, the
plagues.
She reassures him that when the
South starts burning, people will start flocking back to the waters of Detroit
and the city will thrive again and sets him straight regarding the wooden bullet; "How can you have lived for so long and still not get it? This self-obsession, it's a waste of living...that could be spent on surviving things, appreciating nature, nurturing kindness and friendship. And dancing. You've been pretty lucky in love, though, if I may say so." The parallels between Adam and Eve
are as blatant as their famously connected names. Eve is the optimist, Adam the pessimist. Eve has white hair and wears light clothing; Adam
has black hair and wears dark clothing. Together they make for a
remarkably fascinating, adorable, and touching pair to observe—discussing all sorts of fact and
philosophy across history alongside their moments of pure love and affection.
Director Jim Jarmusch has a
definitive style of filming, with Only Lovers Left Alive being no exception to
the rule. The film's pacing is gradual,
leisurely—lingering on shots and scenes, letting the audience soak in every
detail. And boy, is the film dripping
with detail. The design of Adam’s house is chockfull set pieces, as detailed by
the pictures above. It must have taken
forever to get all these items and trinkets arranged, yet the end result gives the audience a vivid understanding of who Adam is. Most of the film's humor stems from very
cut-and-dry jokes involving the vampires’s ages and interactions with various
long-deceased celebrities. There’s a
humorous moment where Adam mentions to Ian having seen Eddie Cochran—a famous rock and
roll musician who died in 1960—play a specific version of guitar;
Ian: Wait. You actually saw
Eddie Cochran play?
Adam: (Pauses)...Yeah, on
YouTube.
The film's comedy revolves around making
the couple’s vampirism seem casual and mundane—akin to an average married
couple—such as when Eve tries buying the pair plane tickets and is briefly
stumped when asked what their date of births are. The film’s humor is strangely comparable to
gimmicky sitcoms like The Munsters. As
someone who grew up watching, is a fan of, and owns the complete series—plus
both movies—of The Munsters, the film’s cheesy comedy is nothing but pleasant
and entertaining for me. Similarly, the film's
soundtrack sounds like something out of the 1960s, though certainly not from a
sitcom. The music is very psychedelic,
beautifully complementing the vampires's detachment from society and feeding
scenes where they drink blood from tiny glass cups—emulating the euphoric
feeling of certain drugs as they both literally and figuratively fall into a
blissful trace.
Only Lovers Left Alive is a
slow yet mesmerizing film. There’s one
scene where Adam, later joined by Eve, watches real-life Lebanese singer Yasmine
Hamdan perform. It’s just three-minutes
of him watching her sing, that’s it. Yet
everything about the scene is entrancing, and the song haunting. The lyrics are symbolic towards Adam and
Eve’s relationship, though one would only know if they spoke Arabic or (like
me) looked it up after:
"I adore you. And if a day passes by without seeing you. I forget you. How come this time I drew you. The longing moves the nostalgia in my heart. The night gets longer and the day passes backwards. Oh, my fragile heart. The separation is killing me...I have no solution. My heart doesn't love once. My heart doesn't long for you once either."
The talented singer
brings a smile to Adam’s face—a glimmer of hope that not all of humanity's sand has hit the
bottom yet. Even better is the gift Eve gets for him: a beautiful oud instrument to play. Being a vampire is certainly rough in the modern world, but with an eternal partner like Eve at his side, not all of it is gloom and doom for Adam.
Whereas Jim Jarmusch’s masterpiece Paterson is a relatable film about mundane, everyday life, Only Lovers Left Alive takes one of fiction’s most fascinating creatures—with an array of bizarre attributes, unique abilities, and baffling weaknesses—and also places them in a relatable film leaning as close to mundane, everyday life as any vampire film has done before. These ancient, supernatural beings are merely experiencing scaled-up versions of conversations, enjoyments, and problems we natural humans may face every day—such as an annoying relative that self-invites themselves over—only here the issue is augmented by them drinking up your limited life support and devouring one of your assistants. It's also remarkably innocent in nature for a vampire story. There may be blood and occasional death, but at its core is a story of straightforward love that has literally stood the test of time. Only Lovers Left Alive is far different from any vampire story told before it and is, by far, the most innovative take towards the genre in the past several decades, if not more.
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