How totally amazing is this film? And how can it possibly match Rio 2 in absolute grand-smacking greatness!!!? Well strap yourself in, call your long lost llama, and kiss your telephone bill goodbye, because I’m about to tell you!!!
Ever heard of a film called, CITIZEN KANE!!!? No, well how about DEUCE BIGALOW: EUROPEAN GIGOLO!!!? Still no, well then, how about this hidden gem called a BATMAN, V, SUPERMAN…TWOOOO: REVENGE OF THE ANGRY SNOBBY CRITICS!? Well, what if I were to tell you that Superman v Batman…was nothing like all three of these films combined!!!!!!???? You may just call me a liar, and you’d be right!
Wonderman v Superbat isn’t one of those clichéd 9:35PM films; hell, this isn’t even an 11:52BCE film! You’re not dealing with your grandma’s old VHS photographs, this here is pure, unadulterated, Popeye’s shimp level of carnage! A moderately-sized razor isn’t sharp enough to cut this banana’s bottom! Watch out Dean Martin cause your time is up!
This film is so f@#king good, it comes at a special discount: you’re very own Persian Breadwood Maker, complete, add I might (and I will) with a full on seismic toss. Always dealing 40 damage no matter what your type weakness! WAKE UP SHEEPLE! The truth is upon us, and there’s nothing stopping the commas from finally taking over the semi-colons. The end is nigh! Red is East, death is mustard! You must dosomethingbeforeweallbecomemindlesszombiesruledbyadistopiangovernmenthellbentonstoppingusfromreachingthecandykingdombecuasethatgoddamngloppykeepsgettingmestuckonhisgooeymolassesandicannevergetthefreakingsamecolorcardwhichendsuptakingforeverandtheotherplayerswhowereWAYbehindmeareabletocatchupandbeatmeallbecuaseofthatpieceofchocolatestarfishsodonttrusthimwhentheysaydontbeafraidgloppymightlooklikeamonsterbuthesreallyalovableglopofchocolatygoosogivehimahugandyoullhaveafriendforever
He wants to touch you, woohoo, he wants to love you, woohoo, he’ll never leave you, woohoo.
Don’t trust the goo, cause the good won’t trust me…
BATMAN v SUPERMAN, FOR THE SUPER XBOX DS!!!
It's a good film.
